For years now, Mercedes-Benz has been running holiday season commercials depicting Santa Claus driving a red Mercedes as his Christmas sleigh. An SL roadster? How pedestrian. Santa's too pimp for that. A fat man who dresses in red and white fur and gets little people and animals to help him do his work needs something big and classy. And in proper pimp car fashion, the car should match Santa's favorite wardrobe. The jolly old elf also has to make his rounds delivering toys to millions of kids in one night, so he needs something powerful and fast, with a large trunk for the bag of gifts.
Enter the 1970 Lincoln Continental Mark III.
I rather like this red and white example which is visually stock aside from a set of chrome wire wheels which actually look pretty decent. I like that they're a reasonable size and are mounted on whitewall tires that suit the look and feel of a vintage luxury car. The only other modification I see looks like dark window tint. The paint is probably recent and isn't the best-quality spray job I've seen, but it looks great from across the street.
If Santa wants to go incognito this Christmas, a red and white Continental Mark III with tinted windows seems like a very good choice indeed.